You Can't deny these Fact......
⭕1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs &
lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...
That's origin of "BP"!
⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
⭕4. Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and
What a Fuck!
⭕6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome.
So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
⭕7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
⭕When a lady is pregnant. all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
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