⭕1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! ⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! ⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked. ⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. ⭕5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck! ⭕6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! ⭕7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. ⭕8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wi...
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